African American Men for Hillary - A Joke, Right?

This was obviously done prior to the South Carolina Primary last week:

What a cast of characters to speak on hillary's behalf:
Rep. Charles Rangel - (D-NY) - I'll give ole boy a pass, since he is well past his prime and he is a congressman in New York and Bill Clinton's office is in his district.

Bob Johnson (BET Founder) - We already know how ridiculous this brother is... with endorsements like his, who needs enemies.

Bishop T. Lane Grant (Chicago) - What political capital is he talking about? And check out that wicked knot in his tie... nuff said!

Sen. Darrell Jackson (SC State Senator) - Since this was BEFORE the primary in his state... one could say that this dude picked the wrong horse in the race... Obama mopped up the place with Hillary (he got 55 percent of the vote to her 27 percent). Read a nice little write-up about his distinguished career in the South Carolina Senate here.

Hon. Bill Gray (Former Congressman and head of UNCF )- Old and irrelevant in this conversation... you got to know that his showing up was a favor to Bill to help fill out the program with a few more Black faces.

Mayor Douglas Palmer (Trenton, NJ) - It probably didn't take much more than a rubber chicken dinner to coax this mayor away from his cesspool of a city! It's funny, that he didn't talk about how Hillary's policies were going to help reduce the amount of crime that is rampant in the capital of New Jersey!

Willie Gary (High Priced Lawyer & Adulterer) - I guess the "hillary for president" campaign helped out with his $28,000 per month child support payments! read about it here.


plez sez: my, my... we sure does love us some miss hillary! hey bojangles, why don't we show miss hillary that new dance we jigged during the dessert.

old girl really scraped the bottom of the barrel to fish out these weak ass endorsements under the guise of "African American Men for Hillary"... what kind of *ish* is that?!? i guess no one would be offended by a group called "White Women for Barack," huh?!?

through all the gushing, brown-nosing, and cooning about (thanks, mr. gary), plezWorld didn't hear ONE, not ONE compelling argument why Black men, Black women, or ANYONE should vote for hillary clinton. some of the speeches seemed forced and none were heartfelt... it was a room of Blacks whom bill clinton had "cracked the whip on" to assure their presence at this august gathering. i don't know if i should be ashamed or embarrassed by the "performance" of some of hillary's endorsers.

ok... this makes reason #14 why i'm won't be voting for hillary clinton: "Shufflin' & Grinnin' Coochie-Sniffin' Black Men for Hillary"

plezWorld Prayer: "Lord, deliver me from this life if i ever gravitate to such a low station that i have to be a crotch-sniffin' lackey for mr. charley!"

What Starts with 'F' and Ends with 'K'?

A friend sent me the following joke. Get your laugh on...


The Joke: What Starts with 'F' and Ends with 'K'?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Test 1
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Test 2
Ms. Brooks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!"